- Everyone: BUT CARA DELEVINGNE IS TOO SKINNY TO PLAY MARGO! MARGO IS SUPPOSED TO BE CURVEY
- Paper Towns Casting Directors: oh my god, Margo is curvy?! Fuck it, call cara back she's out. John, we've gotta recast Margo, turns out she's curvy and cara is thin, so....
- John Green: but, cara has a PROFOUND UNDERSTANDING OF MARGO AS A CHARACTER!??!?
- Paper Towns Casting Directors: we don't give a fuck john green? Didn't you hear? MARGO IS CURVY?? Who gives a fuck how well she understands the character?
- John Green: but....her audition blew us all away:(
- Paper Towns Casting Directors: yeah, well tough shit. You obviously just don't understand Margo as well as tumblr.
I follow you because we know each other in real life and it would be awkward if I didn't... For realsies though, who else would sit through all my Thranduil, Loki, and Tolkien ramblings? You're such a champ. Thanks for encouraging my obsessions and being the best bitch to bitch about bitches with! Plus, you're highly amusing (these posts and gifs be killing me) and I'm always laughing (most of the time at you and not with you).
I love you like I love Sean Paul. I totally dance to your beat, I just have no fucking idea what you’re saying.
(Just kidding, have my favorite Thranduil gifs)